found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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