Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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