i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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