Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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