Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Randomize
