WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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