are you still at the devil's house?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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