Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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