If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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