i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
