i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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