he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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