I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
