Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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