Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Drake has all the answers
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Congratulations! We have a period
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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