Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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