i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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