he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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