When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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