Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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