As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
