yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
