please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
