If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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