How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
