Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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