why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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