Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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