I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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