You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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