OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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