i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
bring money and cleavage
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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