I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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