yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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