Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
