i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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