Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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