Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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