what if I'm pregnant?
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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