Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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