no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I love you. Go after that dick
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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