Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My ass is underappreciated
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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