he wants to bone in the snuggie
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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