he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
