Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Let's paint friendship bongs
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
this hospital has no fireball
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
