I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
