Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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