STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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