just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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