Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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