SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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