Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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