They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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