And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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