I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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