her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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