Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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