Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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